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Thursday, March 24, 2011

Second Bit - Anti Jokes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

To whom.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Whats green and has wheels?


Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How do you confuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?

They were my friends.

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There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

16 comments:

  1. The first one was my favorite :D don't know why :D

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  2. There are very good ones :) like the website link too

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  3. lol I see what you did thar. :3

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  4. Lololol nice, put up some more jokes, I shall follow you. May I request you check out mah blog and return the favour?

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  5. HAHAHA dark stuff man!
    Followed!

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  6. well yeah that website is cool for those anti jokes +followed

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  7. Come back tomorrow, guys. I'm gonna look up the John Hodgeman ("The Areas of My Expertise") anti-jokes. They're some of the best I've heard.

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  8. lol, those jokes are intesne- Following

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  9. hahahahha. seriously funny. keep em coming :)

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  10. haha this is a good entry for sure. I enjoy very much.

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  11. Lol, I like the who/whom joke.

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  12. An irishman walks out of a bar... hahahaha!

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