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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

First Bit - Humorous Winston Churchill Quotes!

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.

Although personally I am quite content with existing explosives, I feel we must not stand in the path of improvement

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. (Referring to Sir Stafford Cripps)

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.

Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
Woman: My goodness, Mr. Churchill… Well, I suppose… we would have to discuss terms, of course…
Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
Woman: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!
Churchill: Madam, we’ve already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.