What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom.
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An Irishman walks out of a bar.
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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Whats green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
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How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?
They were my friends.
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There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.
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Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
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Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.